diff --git a/janitor/functions/scale_mad.py b/janitor/functions/scale_mad.py
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+from __future__ import annotations
+from typing import Iterable, Optional, Union, Callable
+import pandas as pd, numpy as np
+
+def _mad(series: pd.Series) -> float:
+    med = series.median(skipna=True)
+    return (series.sub(med).abs()).median(skipna=True)
+
+def scale_mad(
+    df: pd.DataFrame,
+    columns: Optional[Union[Iterable[str], Callable[[pd.DataFrame], Iterable[str]]]] = None,
+    clip: Optional[float] = None,
+    zero_mad: str = "skip",  # 'skip' | 'one' | 'raise'
+    suffix: Optional[str] = None,
+) -> pd.DataFrame:
+    """Robustly scale numeric columns using Median and MAD."""
+    if not isinstance(df, pd.DataFrame):
+        raise TypeError("df must be a pandas DataFrame")
+    out = df.copy()
+    if columns is None:
+        cols = out.select_dtypes(include=[np.number]).columns
+    elif callable(columns):
+        cols = list(columns(out))
+    else:
+        cols = list(columns)
+    for col in cols:
+        if col not in out.columns:
+            continue
+        s = out[col]
+        if not np.issubdtype(s.dtype, np.number):
+            continue
+        med = s.median(skipna=True)
+        mad = _mad(s)
+        if mad == 0 or np.isnan(mad):
+            if zero_mad == "skip":
+                scaled = s
+            elif zero_mad == "one":
+                scaled = s - med
+            else:
+                raise ValueError(f"MAD is zero for column '{col}'")
+        else:
+            scaled = (s - med) / (mad * 1.4826)
+        if clip is not None:
+            scaled = scaled.clip(-clip, clip)
+        out[f"{col}{suffix}" if suffix else col] = scaled
+    return out
diff --git a/tests/functions/test_scale_mad.py b/tests/functions/test_scale_mad.py
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+import numpy as np, pandas as pd, pytest
+from janitor.functions.scale_mad import scale_mad
+
+def test_scales_numeric_columns_default():
+    df = pd.DataFrame({"x":[1,2,3,4], "y":[10,10,10,10]})
+    res = scale_mad(df)
+    assert set(res.columns) == {"x","y"}
+    assert (res["y"] == 10).all()
+    assert abs(res["x"].median()) < 1e-9
+
+def test_zero_mad_center_only():
+    df = pd.DataFrame({"y":[10,10,10,10]})
+    res = scale_mad(df, zero_mad="one")
+    assert np.isclose(res["y"].mean(), 0.0)
+
+def test_suffix_and_clip():
+    df = pd.DataFrame({"x":[1,2,3,100]})
+    res = scale_mad(df, columns=["x"], clip=3, suffix="_mad")
+    assert "x_mad" in res.columns and (res["x_mad"].abs() <= 3).all()
+
+def test_callable_column_selector():
+    df = pd.DataFrame({"a":[1,2,3], "b":["x","y","z"]})
+    res = scale_mad(df, columns=lambda d: d.select_dtypes("number").columns, suffix="_mad")
+    assert "a_mad" in res.columns
+
+def test_zero_mad_raise():
+    df = pd.DataFrame({"y":[1,1,1]})
+    with pytest.raises(ValueError):
+        scale_mad(df, columns=["y"], zero_mad="raise")